Saturday Shorts

Will someone please remind me that while my mother has come through for me about three times in my life (including last week when she babysat over here) that this is not something consistent that I can expect on a daily basis? I wish it didn't always catch me so completely off-guard.
On a similar note, I thank God for finally helping me to grow a backbone. Even if it took almost 35 years, it was worth it. (But Mom might not agree.)


To whoever it was driving the white car on I-240-Yeah, you who practically blew me off the road while passing me on the right only to pull in front of me and slam on your brakes because everyone in front of me was going about the same speed as I was? You who drove for about 50 feet in front of me with your brake lights on before jumping back across traffic to exit at May? All I can say is-Uncle Jeffy, was that you?

And along those lines, if John has finished school and has a car that runs, and if Uncle Jeffy has a job, and if I have not only my driver's license; but also new job of my own then I think I've got this global warming thing all figured out. It's not the environment above causing problems, it's the hell freezing over below us that did it. Sorry folks. (But not enough to quit driving or working.)

And my mom will be so happy that I've finally figured out that global warming, like all other things bad, is ALL MY FAULT!.