Don't Mess with Mom
As I loaded three of my four kids into my car at the pre-school today, I found myself shouting passive-aggressively to them "Come on guys, we still have to go pick up the last one of my 'too many kids' from choir practice!" I did this because a too old and too skinny to have the 2 year-old that was with her displayed great annoyance at having to wait for my two children to enter the school ahead of me (she was behind us and I never go inside until I am sure everyone is in). I held the door for her behind me and was rewarded with a sarcastic "thanks." THEN, when she saw us coming towards her and her 'preshus' toddler (who was crawling around on the rubber doormat on the floor right in front of the main entrance/exit door) she said "Look out (insert filthy-from-doormat-dirt's name here), that lady with a whole bunch of kids is coming!" My first thought was to say "Well, I suppose if you're going to let you kid play right in front of a high-traffic area, maybe it's best if you limit yourself to just one." Plan B was to go with the "These kids are fed, clothed, educated, and even indulged in so many extracurricular activities I think my head might explode if we added one more. So butt out, it's my business." I guess it's good I stuck with what I wound up yelling in her general direction and kept the rest to myself.
The moral of the story...Don't mess with mom when she has PMS. Or better yet, just don't mess with mom at all when it comes to her kids be they few or many. Which is why I kept my mouth shut about the door mat.
(And while my daughter's pre-school is mostly spotless and a three-star facility, and while I am far from the germophobe many of my friends are, crawling on the floor right there at the front door just seems like a bad idea-even from a laid back mom like me.)




























































